Say ‘I Love You’ February 17, 2009

Say it,when you really mean it.
Say it with all your heart,
Say it if you really wanted the person to know how you feel about him/her
Say it if you want to know if the person loves you back,
Say it if you feel desperate to hear those words,
Say it if you’ve been bottling up your desire to
speak out those word
Say it to anyone that you care the most.

10 Ways To Kill Your Enemy February 13, 2009

Ever loathe someone?Hate him/her very much?Ever dreamt of killing him/her in your own way?

Here’s 10 best way I can suggest to kill someone you hated so much:

1. Befriend him/her.Gain 100% of his/her trust.Use a big sleeping pillow to suffocate till’ death while your enemy is sleeping.Belive me,it’s asphyxiating.
2. Strangle your enemy with a thin rope or necklace during a candle light dinner for two.
3. Mess up with your enemy’s life till  he/her feel life is meaningless.Make sure you enemy will commit sucide in front of you.Pretend to persuade her.If he/she comes near to you,say something nasty or evil while trying to get his or her suicide weapon.Then,kill your enemy with his/her weapon of death if your enemy attacks you first.
4. Direct killing.Sneak at your enemy while he/she in the toilet.Make he/she purposely fell down.Say ‘Opps’ and grab your enemy’s head and then smash it to the mirror.Drag your enemy at the toilet bowl and hit your enemy’s head at the lower part of the toilet bowl several time till’ death is confirm.Lower part of a toilet bowl is made up of porcelin and things many other concrete things which are hard enough to kill someone in the head
5. Get a M-16.Kill your enemy in one shot.Instant death.
6. Get your enemy a perfect lover.Make sure they are a happy couple.Ask your hitman to kill your enemy during the first night of their wedding,during their first intercourse.Dispose the body by throwing it away through a window at a high place.
7. Old style.Sabotage his/her vehicle especially the brakes and the gears.Make sure your enemy is alone in the vehicle.
8. Get someone to diguise and put your own homemade bomb or explosive into your enemy’s house.Make sure the explosives are powerful enough to kill someone.
9. This one is a bit tricky.Put some poison in your own food.Share some of the food with your own enemy.Eat or chew a little bit of the food to prove to your enemy that it’s totally harmless.Spit or puke out the food under the table or anywhere while your enemy is looking away.Watch and indulge the moment of his/her death then call the ambulance.
10. Plot a kidnap against your enemy.Wear a mask.Tie up his or her hand.Blindfold with a dark cloth where darkness is assure to your enemy’s vision.Slowly lacerate his/her skin with a sharp knife.Tear the skin,until you can see the bone,veins and skeletal structure.Let someone else do the next step coz it’s very gruesome.Cut the body into small pieces.Blend and mix up the flesh and body parts in a washing machine or a high speed machine.Bury some of the pieces in a cement of a house.The rest you can give it to the aligator,crocs or your own dog.

Enough said.Do comment this post if you think you can suggest more ways of killing your own enemy.

Bored.. January 27, 2009

I finished my add maths h/w.Yey!

But I’m bored..so bored.I want to do some research about some books that might interest me.:D

Aku perlu idea utk memper’hidup’kan blog ini.Any idea?

I got loads of life experience to tell here but I can’t figure out which one to post here.Give me some brilliant ideas please.

 X da idea tok..Ku mok idea.idea.and IDEA!!!!

Add Maths!!!!!!!!Wargh!!!!!!! January 25, 2009

This is the first time I try do those ‘obtuse’ question on my own from the very damn hard text book.Guess what?I did finish answering some few ques. correctly.But for now I’m stuck!!!!I need some clue!I can’t answer it!

So disappointing isn’t it?

Aku dh mula nok putus asa.Please aku mok jawab soalan sialan ya dengan tepat dan betul.Tiada benda yg gik penting nek tok selain dari abis njawab soalan dari buku teks add maths ngan makan!!!!!!

WARGH!

Ada urg sudi membantu aku x?

-Moon-

hmm…Signs? January 25, 2009

Now I understand.. January 23, 2009

Hmm.I did some research.I’m bored.I wanted to find out how I turned out to be,I mean to understand myself better.This is what I found:

Kalau anda dilahirkan pada 6hb, 15hb, 24hb dalam mana-mana bulan, anda adalah no.
no.6
Anda dilahirkan untuk menikmati hidup ini. Anda tidak pedulikan apa-apa perkara dan hanya ingin berseronok dalam hidup anda saja. Anda sangat pandai dalam pelajaran dan pengurusan perniagaan. Anda seorang genius, baik hati (tapi hanya orang yang beranggapan anda orang baik), mempunyai paras rupa yang cantik atau kacak. Semua benda yang baik akan datang pada anda. Anda mengambil berat ke atas ahli keluarga dan kawan-kawan anda. Pada pandangan mereka, anda adalah seorang yang murah hati, peramah, adil saksama dan mempunyai penilaian yang tajam. Pasangan ideal anda adalah no.1, 3, 9.

Duhal,daknya beranggapan aku tok org bait jak,bkn pandey.Aku tok bodolah ertinya.Hello?I’m not stupid,just lazy.Kimak juak sapa2 yg underestimate aku.Cilaka eh.Keparat.Sapa2 jak urg ya eh  aku nok nyumpah nya bodo seluruh keturunan.GIK KAU!Sialan to the power of infinity ngan spa2 yg underestimate aku ya!]

Ok.Aku dh sejuk tok.Pasangan Ideal Aku,of course no.1.Peuz 28 hb bah:

Kalau anda dilahirkan pada 1hb, 10hb, 19hb, 28hb dalam mana-mana bulan, anda adalah no.
no.1
Anda sangat cerdik, jujur, lucu, degil, rajin, terus-terang, cemburu dalam asas pertandingan, baik hati, peramah dan autoriti. Anda ingin mendahului dalam apa jua keadaan. Anda seorang yang berdikari, berkeyakinan dan tidak pernah berada di bawah pimpinan orang lain. Anda akan bercinta dalam usia yang muda tapi akan berkahwin pada usia yang matang. Anda tidak suka akan orang yang bertentangan pendapat dengan anda. Malah anda juga menyimpan dendam dengan orang yang bersalah dengan anda. Anda seorang yang kuat belanja. Pada masa hadapan anda adalah professional dalam kerjaya yang anda ceburi. Namun terdapat juga orang yang kecil hati dengan pencapaian anda. Anda mempunyai keluarga yang bahagia. Pasangan ideal anda adalah no, 6,8.

Done.I’m going to fixed things out.Got some emergency things to do here.

yes,aku gi tusyen add maths isok.ROTI CANAI,I miss you,darling!I want to eat you at the restaurant again!

-Moon-

Update! January 22, 2009

Long time no post,huh?
Life is quite so-so OK!not really good,but not really bad at all.OK-OK,I can say.

Aku bencik ngan geng dak Ms. A***.daknya kimak gilak.Aku melayan bait,dak nya gi memperlekehkan aku.Aok jak.Sial juak kitak urg ya.Niat ku bait.Aku dah fed-up nek tok,I’m a human.Not a robot or android or humaniod or bionic woman.Aku manusia yg pandey fed-up juak mun urg melayan ku mcm tok.keparat juak daknya.Aku terpaksa nyumpah tok sebab geram.

Malas ku mok melayan.OFF UR A[S][S].GO F[U][C]K some guys if ur
[P]USS[Y] is craving & twitching to be f***ed by someone.I don’t give a D(a)[M](n) ngan daknya gik.

aOK jak,siap jak.Wait n’ see..Aku x da main2 gik.Once I say,I mean it!

Aku gik tengah bersabar tok.Sesungguhnya Sabar itu separuh daripada IMAN.

Off to bed.I tell you one thing about me,”If you’re nice with me,I’ll be nice to you too.I’m not a grouchy person.And?if you’re messing around with me,think twice or you’ll get vice versa!”

Nice to let the bad feelings out!Yeah,darling,yeah!!No more bottled-up anger.

-Moon-

Smiling.. January 17, 2009

I’m smilling happily here b’coz I felt ‘fixed’ up a bit.Reduced Stress and pressure.Who wouldn’t want that,right?hehe

Nice move today to study add maths.I attended my first tuition class at Sri Bintang,Hj.Taha.The teacher,who happened to be my foster uncle friend is very funny,approachable and understanding.He somehow knows how to tackle his students’ heart.There are 4 Kolej Student: J.J,Rho,Nina(border student) and me myself.The rest are 2 St. Joe’s student and a girl from SMK Semerah Padi.1 more student,I can’t remember where’s he from.He’s too damn quiet and blank.The class was easy going as it is not crowded.I had a stomachache later during the class almost nearly break-time,probably cause by the cold and chilly temperature of the air-con and also maybe I’m too hungry.J.J went to the the toilet minutes away from break-time,she came back late,I mean when it is already break-time,so all of us started to talk and mingle around.J.J and I decided to go downstairs.We went out and started surveying around for food.Finally we settled down at the resturant where I feel like wanting to try some food there.The staff there was very friendly,she ask me what I food would I want and without hesitating I told her what I want.We were asked to sit inside.The environment inside the restaurant was quite nice,cool and cosy.J.J,Rho and I had a lot of interesting conversation there.I actually ordered 2 pieces of Roti Canai.Hot and Crunchy with Curry.Nice!

We hang out with our teacher awhile at the coffee shop next to the restaurant,he was still eating his food.Then back to our class.I really put my effort to understand,I give my best shot and I will try my best to apply what I have learned today.Good luck to me! 

Aku enjoy blaja add maths ritok!